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theheatofthesouth:

Suddenly you’re 21 and you’re screaming along in your car to all the songs you used to listen to when you were sad in middle school and everything is different but everything is good

(via pastel-deers)

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3 days ago
thepagejakeenglish:

galacticcandy:

shamrrock:

Looking for a job, have an interview here but idk it creeps me out a bit.

nO

IT CANT BE

thepagejakeenglish:

galacticcandy:

shamrrock:

Looking for a job, have an interview here but idk it creeps me out a bit.

nO

IT CANT BE

(via jawslightning)

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3 days ago

coolator:

tyleroakley:

"How Not To React When Your Son Is Gay"

My heart breaks while watching this video. If you’re reading this and need support, please contact The Trevor Project. They are the leading national organization for crisis & suicide prevention - they are there to talk, 24/7 - confidential and free.

A GoFundMe has been set up for Daniel to help him with the financial burden of having to find a new place to live and kickstart him on the path to a better life. Please donate if you can.

Nobody deserves to be treated like this. 

(Source: tyleroakley, via erollux)

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3 days ago

babyofrosemary:

paranormal-blacktivity:

ATTENTION PEOPLE WITH ONLINE FRIENDS AND/OR IN LDR’S

There’s this kick ass site called Synaptop. And it’s perrrrfect for a person like you! Wanna know why???

  • It’s not something you download (NO DOWNLOAD DID U HEAR ME???)  this is all on your browser so it doesn’t take up a shit ton of space
  • You can stream music/use the music they’ve already provided there to listen to with your friend and or lover (ohhh la la)
  • Video calling is a thing here
  • You can leave video messages (how cute tho)
  • THEY HAVE AN APP WHERE YOU CAN DRAW TOGETHER SO U CAN LIKE DRAW LITTLE PENISES ON THE SCREEN AND LAUGH ABOUT IT AND STUFF
  • You can stream and or watch movies together with the FULL, FREE movies that they have, or you can upload your own.
  • Plus you can share photos and presentations and yadda yadda

The site is here. I have date night with my boyfriend in PA here all the time and it’s amazing. Check it outttttt.

IM HAVING A HEART ATTACK DO YOU MEAN I CAN ACTUALLY WATCH MOVIES WITH MY FRIENDS ONLINE ?@$?#%?# IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR MY ENTIRE LIFE

(via officialeridanampora)

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3 days ago

chidoree:

if you threw a pad or tampon into a crowd of boys they would probably all scream and it would be like that scene from monsters inc where george gets contaminated by a sock

(via dontworryivegotthesalt)

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3 days ago

maplerains:

I SHAT MYSELF SO HARD WHEN I FIRST SAW THIS

APPARENTLY SULFUR HEXAFLORIDE TURNS YOU INTO SATAN

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I AM JUST LYING HERE LAUGHING AND MY DOG IS STARING AT ME SHES SO SCARED

SCIENTIFIC HAHAHAHAHA

and then nobody ever needed voice filters again

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I’M DYING LAUGHING DFSLKJWLJDSFLKJEWLFKJSDFDSF

(Source: wilwheaton, via meowtunacaptor)

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3 days ago

psyducked:

party time

(Source: snerky, via thelillydachic)

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3 days ago

me at friends house

friend:so... what do u wanna do
me:idk its ur house
friend:idk ur the guest
me:idk its ur house
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3 days ago
catbountry:


ambitiousbard:


relenawarcraft:


goooseling:


puppy farts - Imgur


I’ve been laughing at this for about the past five minutes.


holy shit


The video this is from is even better because there’s like five minutes of video of these dogs and then at the very end this happens and you hear a little “Frrt” and the dog makes that face and it just
Ends.

catbountry:

ambitiousbard:

relenawarcraft:

goooseling:

puppy farts - Imgur

I’ve been laughing at this for about the past five minutes.

holy shit

The video this is from is even better because there’s like five minutes of video of these dogs and then at the very end this happens and you hear a little “Frrt” and the dog makes that face and it just

Ends.

(via thelillydachic)

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3 days ago

turntable-thoughts:

glittergooch:

I hate when black clothes are a slightly different black and don’t match

we joke but this is an actual thing

(Source: daddydom420, via xxdreamingwishxx)

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4 days ago
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